We're having a party. You're not invited.
The world's first premium disinvitation service. Elegant stationery for the people you'd rather not see, at the events you'd rather they didn't attend.
Three easy steps to fewer guests.
You know when friends throw a party and you can't tell if the invite got lost or you just weren't on the list? Disvite removes the guesswork. Official, unmistakable, beautifully printed.
Choose your grievance
Ex, in-law, coworker, that one cousin. Pick an occasion and a tone, from "politely frosty" to "carved in stone."
Pick your stationery
Cotton cardstock, gold foil, black-edged mourning cards, or a handwritten note sealed in wax. Petty has never looked so expensive.
We ship it to you
Hand it over, frame it, or keep it in a drawer and feel better. What happens next is between you and your therapist.
A disvite for every life event.
For the ex who should hear it from heavyweight cardstock.
Lock in your guest list today. Delivered at the reading of the will.
For when the invite went out before the group chat did.
Registry: your absence. Available in pink, blue, or neutral disdain.
Gravy for everyone else. Seasonal foil options available.
HR-reviewed wording. Bulk pricing for departments.
Choose your level of closure.
Petty
A digital disvite, sized for the group chat.
- — Any template, share-ready image
- — One (1) grievance
- — Screenshot-proof sense of satisfaction
Spiteful
A printed card that means it.
- — Letterpress-style cotton card
- — Lined envelope
- — RSVP card, "Regretfully Declines" pre-checked
Scorched Earth
Handwritten by our calligrapher. Sealed in wax.
- — Hand-lettered letter, your words or ours
- — Gold foil + custom wax seal
- — Suitable-for-framing Certificate of Non-Attendance
Launching soon — prices may change.
Words from the formerly annoyed
"I sent one to my brother-in-law. Thanksgiving has never been quieter."
"Ordered the Pre-Need for my own funeral. Worth every penny I won't need."
"My ex framed it. I'm choosing to count that as a win."
Testimonials are satire. So is everything else on this site.
Be first to disvite someone.
Disvite is launching soon. Nothing's for sale just yet, so leave your email and we'll tell you the moment the stationery is ready. We won't tell anyone else. Especially not them.
One email when we launch. Maybe two. Never a disvite.